that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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