a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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