how can u be prego again
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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