is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I understand Curling. That high.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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