Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
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Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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