Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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