Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
