Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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