I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
