what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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