We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
