Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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