Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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