I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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