I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
The uberlube is also flammable
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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