This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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