weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he wants to bone in the snuggie
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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