About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
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Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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