Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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