You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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