The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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