i would punch a child for taco bell
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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