My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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