talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I can text with my tongue
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
He is an equal opportunity slut.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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