so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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