Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
it's like iHOP with fire
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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