Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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