a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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