I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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