normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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