is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.