Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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