I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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