I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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