Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
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She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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