I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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