Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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