Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
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the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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