how hairy? two words: wookie tits
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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