You just made me feel so damn special
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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