i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
you didnt know i had herpes?
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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