Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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