She said her name was "party"
Duck Duck Cougar?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
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