im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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