My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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