My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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