She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
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Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
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