allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
I will be naked everywhere
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One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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