Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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