he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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