I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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