I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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