we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
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